He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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