Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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