Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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