whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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