she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We just shotgunned beers for America
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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