that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
zippers are such a cool invention
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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