Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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