I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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