Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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