yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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