you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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