eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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