At least make sure they are 18
Why
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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