i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Randomize
