It's Friday. Sex?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
