That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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