Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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