Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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