there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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