is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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