A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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