I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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