dude i'm inner monologue high
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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