whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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