Whod you bang
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
why is half of my head shaved?
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