"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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