When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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