i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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