She's JV to your varsity
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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