Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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