he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
We got so high we made milksteak
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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