So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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