I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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