I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Randomize
