You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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