There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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