In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Randomize
