I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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