Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
please come you make the beer taste better
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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