He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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