I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Randomize
