sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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