Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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