i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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