I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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