But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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