I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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