question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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