Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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