am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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