just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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