Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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