oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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