hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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